Zopandrel, Hunger Dominus (Borderless Ichor) [Phyrexia: All Will Be One] 10-50 the hometown girl from Spikemuth

the hometown girl from Spikemuth who really wants to win the Champion Cup

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When The One Ring enters the battlefield

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Zopandrel, Hunger Dominus (Borderless Ichor) [Phyrexia: All Will Be One] 10-50 the hometown girl from SpikemuthSet: Phyrexia: All Will Be One Type: Legendary Creature Phyrexian Horror Rarity: Mythic Cost: {5}{G}{G} Reach At the beginning of each combat, double the power and toughness of each creature you control until end of turn. {G P}{G P}, Sacrifice two other creatures: Put an indestructible counter on Zopandrel, Hunger Dominus. ({G P} can be paid with either {G} or 2 life.)